Life Through the Eyes of TheSaleminator

Hello all! My name is Rachel. Moho 2016. I post funny things, homosexual things, feminist things, and other excellent things.

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~ Sunday, September 21 ~
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Thanks Kelso @lulu511

Thanks Kelso @lulu511


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~ Tuesday, September 16 ~
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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe)


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sp00kydarvill:

I don’t even know what to say

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~ Saturday, September 13 ~
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Fedoras 4 life

Fedoras 4 life


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~ Thursday, September 11 ~
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This label clearly states it is orange mango. Despite this it is a peach beverage. How did they put the wrong juice in the bottle you might ask? I don’t know either but I am hoping for an answer.

This label clearly states it is orange mango. Despite this it is a peach beverage. How did they put the wrong juice in the bottle you might ask? I don’t know either but I am hoping for an answer.


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~ Wednesday, September 10 ~
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My textbook arrived two weeks early. #blessed

My textbook arrived two weeks early. #blessed

Tags: blessed
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~ Tuesday, September 9 ~
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wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”


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thegestianpoet:

isnt this the plot of rocky horror

thegestianpoet:

isnt this the plot of rocky horror

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benicetoafriend:

thelandofmaps:

Map of furry fetishists in Europe (1209x914)CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

germany is a dark land

benicetoafriend:

thelandofmaps:

Map of furry fetishists in Europe (1209x914)
CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!
thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

germany is a dark land


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short-for-a-demigod:

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

We have an all girls ancient history class (all the boys dropped out) and the amount of Lesbian jokes because of this is incredible. 

short-for-a-demigod:

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

We have an all girls ancient history class (all the boys dropped out) and the amount of Lesbian jokes because of this is incredible. 


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sonicpinballparty:

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

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(Source: 1vm)


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~ Monday, September 8 ~
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#gourmet

#gourmet

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~ Sunday, September 7 ~
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This is some lackluster cunnilingus, lemme tell ya
— My girlfriend watching porn
Tags: personal color-me-queer hey kelsey
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~ Saturday, September 6 ~
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My school is beautiful 😭😭

My school is beautiful 😭😭


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